theyoungsir:

  _{“I eat apples…y’still gotta go to the dentists anyway, apples or not.”}

         She sighed. Boys were so dimwitted.
                     
                       “Obviously. But if you ate more apples
                        and less sugar, then you wouldn’t have
                        as many cavities, thus meaning you wouldn’t
                        have to stay at the dentist for long. The worst
                        they would do is clean your teeth for you.”